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Save Your Kids, Save Our Jobs - Education for the Next Generation

We created the Industrial Revolution

We created the Information Revolution

Are you ready for the MICROBREWERY Revolution?

IN THIS PROGRAM YOU'LL LEARN HOW TO:

Get from:

to:

to:

:

IN NO TIME AT ALL!!

We will try to avoid this:

and, Uhhh, well, I'm not sure what this is all about...

The history of this fine educational institution goes something like this:

CNN Breaking News:

-- Mattel recalls 9 million toys because of hazards to children

I make a very innocent, sincere, and insightful comment to my wife:

We really need to get kids outside playing with the tried and true toys we grew up with -

sticks, stones, snakes, insects, small mammals, mini-bikes, go karts, mushrooms, BB guns, matches, gasoline, ...

Well, imagine the response that I get from my lovely bride:

I am not sure I totally agree.  What we need to do is BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, ...

My two cents.

(or something like that...)

But, again, after extensive research, thorough investigation and deep reflection I pontificated:

You mean toys are not made by elves at the North Pole???  This is very depressing news ...

Then I seem to recall something about 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE and that's were the rest gets a little fuzzy...

I'd don't recall exactly if this is the Mattel issue, or maybe that gasoline and mach thing we were doing...

Ooops, there goes another one them jobs again, we just keep on SENDING them...

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The Betsy Ross College of Flag Sewing

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